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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass. [Edit] my uncle just told me this"

"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."