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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? About 200 pounds."

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"My dolphin died... I have no porpoise in life."

"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."

"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."

"If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!"