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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."

"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"

"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"

"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."