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Joke of the Day
"I just did yoga. No wait, yogurt."
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"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"
"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."
"What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer? ""Hello, world"" and ""Goodbye, cruel world"""
"What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids."
"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"
"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"