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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."
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"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
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"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."
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