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Joke of the Day
"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"
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"If you hate crime... Is that a hate crime?"
"Why are boxers never late to their fights? Because they have developed very good punch quality."
"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"
"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"
"If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with ""I shouldn't be telling you this"""
"[hits you in the face with newspaper] ""Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."""
"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"Money is really tight this year... My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas."