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Joke of the Day
"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."
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"How do you measure pain? In Hertz."
"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"
"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"
"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."
"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e"
"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"
"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."
"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."