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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"

"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."

"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."

"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""

"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""