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Joke of the Day
"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."
"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."
"Only smart, good-looking people will ""like"" this status."
"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."
"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go."
"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."
"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"