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Joke of the Day

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Why did the programmer die in the shower? He followed the shampoo instructions."

"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"

"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."