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Joke of the Day

"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."

"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."

"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."

"Why don't the blind bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."

"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."

"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."

"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"

"It's called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too? K thanks."