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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"
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"Tips African country M'lawi"
"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
"How Are Women And Rocks Alike? You Skip The Flat Ones."
"[office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?"
"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"
"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"
"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""