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Joke of the Day
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"
"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"
"Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh."
"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."
"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"
"The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes."