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Joke of the Day
"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"
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"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."
"I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?"
"Do thin girls know about delicious food?"
"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"
"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"
"Democrats must be so thirsty Cause of all the salt."
"I gave a Republican an IQ test... He rolled it up and tried to shoot me in the dick with it."
"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"