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Joke of the Day

"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""

"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."

"*throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*"

"Oh I thought you said VANILLA folder. Haha classic mix up. Seriously though take your folder it's melting."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"

"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""

"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."

"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."