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Joke of the Day

"What is a teenage girl's best friend? Passive-Aggression"

"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"

"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."

"Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel."

"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."