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Joke of the Day

"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"

"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"

"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."

"The American Education System"

"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."

"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."

"I was gonna tell you about anal But fuck it"

"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."

"This tub of margarine doesn't believe it's me."