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Joke of the Day
"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"
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"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."
"I just got a Christmas card promising lots of anal and oral sex this year... I fucking hate prison."
"Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One."
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"
"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"
"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"