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Joke of the Day
"One problem I had with Catholicism as a child was... all the sexy priests."
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"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""
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"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."
"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."
"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."