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Joke of the Day

"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"

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"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."
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"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."
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