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Joke of the Day
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
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"Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering."
"I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down"
"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""
"I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!"
"Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask."
"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."