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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."
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"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"
"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."
"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"
"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"
"Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test."
"How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch."
"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""
"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."
"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."