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Joke of the Day
"How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch."
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"I was going to tell an original joke about fences... but then I decided to repost"
"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"
"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"
"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."