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Joke of the Day

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""

"What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away."

"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."

"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."

"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."

"I saw a guy at the beach yelling ' Help! Shark! Help!' I just laughed at him... I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"I used to make arrow in the knee jokes... ..."

"I am a single male and I folded a fitted sheet at the laundromat today AMA!"