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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."

"So I was in sex-ed class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently ""70"" was not the correct answer."

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"Was Nor'easter Nemo an omeN? Cold day in Hell yesterday. Tomorrow, zombies."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"Noses are red, violets are blue. It ain't love darling, you got flu."