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Joke of the Day

"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"

"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"

"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter!"

"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."

"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"

"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."