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Joke of the Day

"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."

"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"