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Joke of the Day
"My ceramics teacher was excellent. Day after day, she was always kiln it."
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"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Timex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."
"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"
"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."