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Joke of the Day

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""

"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"You know what's not right? Left"

"Very little scares me. So does very big."

"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."