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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."

"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."

"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"

"Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen? Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up."

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."

"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."

"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."