223455

Joke of the Day

"You know what's not right? Left"

"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""

"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."

"(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug"

"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."

"Boy: Why is the food so cold and bland? Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."

"A young lady walks into a bar... She was protected by a rubber Bump*her*"