48815

Joke of the Day

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."

"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"

"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""

"Why do golf commentators speak softly? To not wake the audience."

"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""

"Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."

"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."