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Joke of the Day

"Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat.."

"Girls are so confusing She said ""don't stop"" and now I'm in jail."

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."

"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""

"* charges phone. Phone: wrong hole."

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."