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Joke of the Day

"Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat.."

"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."

"mum just asked me why i was putting icecream on my oatmeal and w/o hesitation i said ""im one of the most dangerous minds of my generation"""

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"How many men do you need to defend Paris? I have no idea. Nobody ever tried."

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"