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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
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"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"
"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."
"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"
"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."