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Joke of the Day

"What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships? (OC) Brogues before Hos"

"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."