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Joke of the Day
"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"
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"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."
"HAD LOTS OF ESPRESSO. TWEETING FROM THE MOON. I LIVE HERE NOW. IT IS NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE. 1 OUT OF 5 STARS: NOT RECOMMENDED"
"If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you."
"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands"
"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"
"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"