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Joke of the Day

"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"

"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"

"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window."

"What did the Earth say to the Earthquake? Sorry...that was my fault."

"I'm amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don't feel like reaching for the remote."

"They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps.... This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you."

"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"