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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"
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"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping Tom watches snatches"
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"Capitalization... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
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"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"
"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"
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