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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"
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"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."
"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"
"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."
"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""