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Joke of the Day
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
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"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"
"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors"
"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"
"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."
"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"
"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."
"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."