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Joke of the Day
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
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"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."
"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."
"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."
"<a pigeon with a message lands on my arm> NEW ARM WHO DIS"
"a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip."
"What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test? In-test teens."
"Dad tells his son to vacuum *hears son lazily vacuuming * dad:do it properly, if I wanted to hear loud noises but nothing being done I'd go to a feminist rally"
"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"