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Joke of the Day
"What's pasty, white, and bounces up and down in a crib? My ass."
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"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
"I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener."
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"
"A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: ""I've hurt my arm in several places."" The doctor said: ""Well don't go there any more."""
"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"
"A guy waved at me and ran over the other day... He said ""oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"" I said, ""I am"" -Demetri Martin"
"Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword? The small sword - it's a little rapier"
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."