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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: ""I've hurt my arm in several places."" The doctor said: ""Well don't go there any more."""

"What's the smallest thing in the universe? A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball."

"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"Incest A game the whole family can play."

"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"

"Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio"