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Joke of the Day

"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"

"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"

"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."

"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."

"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Wake Me Up Before You YOLO. #RuinAn80sSong"

"How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself."

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"Why is money green? Jews pick it before its ripe."