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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
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"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
"What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won't see any stars."
"What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"When I was a child, my father would always tell me, ""The sky's the limit!"" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut."
"I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still."
"What do we want? A CURE FOR TOURETTES! When do we want it? CUNT!"
"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"