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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"
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"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."
"See above is an understatement."
"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."
"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."
"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"
"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."