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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales? One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air."

"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"

"My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM."

"Have you heard about the stolen shipment of viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals"

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."