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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."
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"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"
"How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."
"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."
"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"
"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"
"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."