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"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."
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"How does Snoop Dogg get revenge? Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies."
"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"
"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."
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"Why couldn't the redditor fit his dick into Ray Charles mouth? TL;DR"
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