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"TIFU Reverse Cowgirl"
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"What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines."
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."
"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"
"Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks?"
"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."
"The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due to lack of waiters I said, ""That's alright, I'll wait""."
"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"[Mulder softly whispering ""I want to"" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]"