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Joke of the Day
"What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines."
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"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."
"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."
"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"
"After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha."
"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"why do woman get periods? because they deserve them"
"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."