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Joke of the Day

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

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"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"
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