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Joke of the Day

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

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"Two cannibals have just finished dinner.. One says to the other, ""your wife made a wonderful meal"". The other one says, ""I know, I'll miss her very much"". Edit:typo Edit: your (obviously)"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now."
"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."
"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."
"Dearest Neighbors, Please do NOT call the police, it's not domestic violence or a wild party. It's football season, that's just me screaming at my TV."
"""I'm so wet!"" she screamed at me. ""I'm so fucking wet!"" she screamed at the top of her lungs. ""Give it to me, now!"" She could yell all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"
"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."